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Post by Triple H on Jul 19, 2011 2:33:32 GMT -5
Okay the rules to the hardcore title game are as followed....
you take the title from the person above you by a pinfall or submission and then run off with the title...you may be anybody you want (does not have to be a wrestler)
The hardcore champion batista is walking down the street when...
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Post by Wade Barrett on Jul 20, 2011 4:48:32 GMT -5
When all of a sudden he spots Kofi Kingston up ahead... surfing on top of a car. He dives off and lands a 40MPH crossbody to the champ before pinning him.
1...2...3!
New champion: Kofi Kingston
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Post by CM Punk on Jul 20, 2011 14:59:46 GMT -5
Honky Tonk Man then smashed a guitar over Kofi's head and then goes for the pin
1...2....3
The HTM then drove off in a pink Cadillac
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Post by Wade Barrett on Jul 20, 2011 15:35:55 GMT -5
All of a sudden the cadillac screeched to a halt and Undertaker span around in the driver seat grabbing HTM by the throat and locking in the gogoplata as HTM taps out.
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Post by Triple H on Jul 20, 2011 18:24:54 GMT -5
Then from off of a light post on the side of the street, Jack Evans hits Undertaker with a 630 and then pins him. |
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Post by CM Punk on Jul 20, 2011 19:16:15 GMT -5
then Big Daddy V ran towards the car pulls Jack out and gave him a saoman drop on the concrete and pins him
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Post by John Cena on Jul 20, 2011 21:10:24 GMT -5
Then Sgt. R. Lee Ermy (Full Metal Jacket) walks over and starts yelling at Big Daddy V and insulting him in such creative ways and cursing him in ways not too many people have thought of and reduces Big Daddy V to a quivering pile of goo that just lays there bawling and as Ermy stands over him pointing down his finger touches Big Daddy V's chest for 3 pivotal seconds and the ref counts and awards Ermy the title. Ermy starts screaming at the ref then for being too scrawny, not noticing as.....
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Post by Wade Barrett on Jul 20, 2011 21:19:51 GMT -5
Chuck Norris taps him on the shoulder and delivers a round house kick from within his beard, knocking Ermy out cold and pinning him.
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Post by CM Punk on Jul 20, 2011 21:32:19 GMT -5
Then a "Planets of the Apes" Gorilla Grab's Chuck Norris by the head, and then slams him to the ground crushing his skull, as the Gorilla pins
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Post by John Cena on Jul 20, 2011 21:35:18 GMT -5
Jamie Madrox aka Multiple Man from the comics comes up and Chuck Norris beats him for a straight week much like the crossover fight that Doomsday did only to find much to his chagrin much like Doomsday did that the more you beat on him the more he multiplies and after a week, Chuck is faced with a whole planet of Multiple Men. Those is still even odds for Chuck but along the line they JUST manage to hold him down for JUST 3 seconds and get the pin before they all pass out from exhaustion and....
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Post by Wade Barrett on Jul 21, 2011 6:35:16 GMT -5
Evan Bourne leaps from the top of a nearby building and lands a double Airbourne as Chuck Norris slips out from underneath. Bourne pins.
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Post by CM Punk on Jul 21, 2011 8:41:48 GMT -5
But Before Evan could even get a 1 Chuck, Grabbed Evan by the throat and punched Evan, retaining his title
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Post by Wade Barrett on Jul 21, 2011 10:32:42 GMT -5
All of a sudden Kyle Busch hit Chuck Norris with his car and pinned him before driving away with the title around his waist.
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Post by John Cena on Jul 21, 2011 11:12:28 GMT -5
Ok Chuck's damn near dead he got beat 3 times now (almost 4). lol Barry Allen aka The Flash comes out and trips up the Monkey Mn, Jamie Madrox, AND Kyle Busch, lines them all up and triple pins them, and grabs the refs arm and counts 3 in less than half the time it takes a normal person to blink one eye.
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Post by Wade Barrett on Jul 21, 2011 15:08:37 GMT -5
Flash is running away but all of a sudden he gets attacked by a hunter from Left 4 Dead. He taps as it rips at him before leaping to the top of a building.
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