NEW BUSINESS! NEW ERA! NEW JERICHO!

[Chris Jericho]

New Business! New Era! New Jericho!

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BREAK THE WALLS DOWN”

The fans erupt into a frenzy, knowing exactly who this music signals. And sure enough, standing on the centre of the stage in the stance only he can pull off, Y2J himself, Chris Jericho, arms stretched and back turned. He spins to a full 180 degrees revealing himself officially to the screaming crowd, he stands for a second, huge smile on his face and a microphone in hand before slowly walking down to the ring, savouring ever moment of this glorious entrance. He walks up the ring steps and through the middle of the ring, claiming it as his own.

Y2J

“WELCOME TO… RAW IS JERIIICCCHHHHOOOOOOOOOO”

Once more the fans scream, chanting Jericho’s name.

Y2J

“Boy it’s good to be here. And I guess this makes it official, THE SEXY BEAST IS BACK!!!! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla, the King of the World, The man of 1004 moves, He’s here to, Ignite your passion, Excite your bones, Delight your senses, BRING JOY TO EVERYONE IN THE WWE FREAKIN’ UNIVERSE BABY.

So I was sat at home a few days ago, watching all of these new superstars announce their arrival here in the WWE, John Cena? Wade Barrett? CM Punk? These are the type of people that you get, boy was I bored, and I gotta tell everyone, I feel sorry for you guys. You spend your hard earned cash so these assclowns will entertain you, they couldn’t entertain a retarded seal if they had a bag of fish. So I decided to come and give you people what you want, the charismatic, entertaining, and let’s face it, damn sexy, S.O.B., that goes by the name of Chris Jericho. And I promise you, I PROMISE, things will never, EEEVVVVEEERRR be the…”

But just as Jercicho is about to finish his sentence he is interrupted by….

TBC by anyone

[CM Punk]

CM Punk then came out he looked at Jercho as he stood on the ramp way as he spoke.

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Chris......Chris I'm not coming out here because coming from one of te best wrestler's today to another..What the hell are you doing Chris? Wait....Wait is this WCW all over again? Hunter if you watching get Goldberg out here to face Chris.....

Punk then walked to the back as if he was talking to some one Chris looked puzzled as then Punk came back out wearing a Goldberg's old t-shirt and continued

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Now here is why I'm out here Chris is you mentioned my name in your list of wrestlers that you fell sorry that the fan's have to see? well I may have to agree with you about Cena and Barret but Me? Come on I'm The Best wrestler today Chris...Yes and you still the best in the world at what you do, bu common you wrote two best sellers..well I was a great commentator.

But Chris to end the ramble it's great to see actual talent come to PWI this ain't no WWE, you read your contract when you came here? But serious, I welcome you and I want to say if you and I team in this place then we'd truly be the Worlds Greatest Tag Team.

Punk then lower's his mic as he looked on at Y2J waiting for a response.

TBCB: Y2J anyone // I love being able to pull off Punk's promoing skills lol

[Chris Jericho]

Jericho looks on at CM Punk, with a slight smile on his face, examining him, judging as to whether he would make a worth partner or not. He turns to the fans to gauge their reaction. Would he form a partnership with the “straight-edge saviour”? Is this the beginning of a new tag team, or a fierce feud? Slowly Jericho lifts the mic to his face, not forgetting the fans’ reaction as he does so, half want it, half don’t.

Y2J


“Did you just say you were a great commentator?*the fans opinion is once again split* Better yet, did you say you were the best wrestler in the business today? Do you know who you’re talking to? I am a six time World Champion, the first ever undisputed champion, the most successful intercontinental champion of all time, and you think YOU’RE the best wrestler in the business today? You’ve got balls I’ll give you that.

You were right about a few things though, John Cena has what? 5 moves in his arsenal, and Wade Barret? Does anybody actually take that assclown seriously? *the fans boo at the sound of his name* I think it’s that annoying English accent, and that dull monotone voice. And out of the three you have to most potential, you can wrestle, and your not entirely boring to listen to, and what the hell, you’ve got potential, and I’m looking for a protégé to carry on the Y2J name, so I accept the offer, you now have to priveledge to team with the sexy beast himself. “

Jericho listens once more to the mixed reaction of the Jericoholics in the crowd as he leans on the ropes looking at CM Punk with a smile on his face.

(ooc= is this refered to as WWE or PWI, every indication shows it to be WWE but people keep calling it PWI, I’m confused lol)

TBC By CM Punk or Anyone